(this is sort of a puzzle..Guess what double meaning it could have!)
And picture the thing being a bit sad. Well, Ethan Frome is sad, isn’t he? Picture him being really negative. Yes, downright negative.
See too aych three oh too minus!
Cuz…it’s…Ethan, and -oate! (oh, eight)
And ethanoate is the fancy schmancy IUPAC thingything–old people go by Acetate.
I could be wrong, actually, I completely forgot about how esters have two carbonish groups and stuff and got confused.
Oh–another tantalizing picture of something fattening I made. Pineapple upside-down biscuits.