Yesterday was fun :-)
1. CAPT breakfast equals delayed “core endurance” fitness testing and shortened Latin! My tailbone and dignity thanks Drs. Goldstone and Brady for caring so much about our test results. “Boys, let’s bring up those writing scores”…way to really sound like a large, impersonal school.
I did enjoy the goblet of mixed fruit in light syrup, though.
2. Football game! I didn’t freeze, didn’t really drop anything, and it was all fun and cheery and spirited. I wonder why no one’s come up with the slogan, Pride of the Peloponnesian yet, since there’s not many others ways you can alliteratively praise ugly war-obsessed people. And the Hand colorguard’s got nothing on us.
Math limerick time! Taken from http://www.math.utah.edu/~cherk/mathjokes.html; enjoy with a donut, a straw, and a mug of coffee. [because topographically, they’re all the same, all having one hole.]
There once was a number named pi
Who frequently liked to get high.
All he did every day
Was sit in his room and play
With his imaginary friend named i.
There once was a number named e
Who took way too much LSD.
She thought she was great.
But that fact we must debate;
We know she wasn’t greater than 3.
There once was a log named Lynn
Whose life was devoted to sin.
She came from a tree
Whose base was shaped like an e.
She’s the most natural log I’ve seen.