Cum folias campi domi mei collegissem, six-pack-um nunc teneo.
(Because I have raked [collected] the leaves in my backyard [home’s field], I now have a six-pack!)
Cum pedes mei calidi sint, venae meae pedum manifestae sunt.
(Because my feet are warm, my foot veins are visible.)
Biblioteca clausa hodie erat. That ticked me off because I seriously needed some Woodrow Wilson books to boost my understanding of how he was 1. Naive at Paris, 2. Unwise in his bring people to Paris, 3. Unsuccessful with Congress, 4. Stubborn with congress, and 5. Paralyzed and dead.