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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule: Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, ‘pretty please’No idea . . .
Your title is: Your Royal Beauteous Grace on High
Your symbol is: a crown, because, um, you wear one
You rule from: a mansion always surrounded by storm clouds! Boom!
At your side is: your griffon steed, Simba
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all: NINJAS!!!
Your most popular law is: Kareoke Wednesdays, with prizes! EVERYWHERE!!
Your least popular law is: Pinky swearing equals a binding contract
Your worst enemy is: those awful clashing tapestries in your great hall
Your popularity rating is:
Your chance of being overthrown is: