Accomplishments during Vacation:

1. I made a platypus appear on my calculator.
2. Realized the dire state of my AP exams. err yeah.
3. Ate a lot?

I have to say, numbers 1 and 3 were my favorites.

I think I’ve gotten so fat that both my spine AND toilet are complaining. Or maybe my spine’s simply aghast at my inability to recognize the chain rule, even when it’s tap dancing naked in front of me. eeehhhuughhh.

C. O. Jones. (Christopher Oliver Jones?)

Tienes tu sus Christopher Oliver Jones?

Lumpy takes on a new meaning.



What are the chances of 3 home runs in a row?

Pirates of the Caribbean memory thingies!

I think the concentration of snoggers (couples/L*atm) has risen somewhat. Like by selective precipitation vision or something. And all’uvasudden, the partial pressure of “zomg, X is going to bob around for some 3 hours in mutually uncomfortable clothing at a highly ceremonious yet meaningless thing” has risen too.

This is the stuff of which hermits are made! In fact, I think Thoreau got fed up not with taxes for wars/policies he didn’t support, but with springtime, when “a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.”

why are the unimportant presidents so much more fascinating than the..important ones on whom we have assessments?? eeeeeeee. ln(eeeeeeee)=8.

Applebees’s no longer has the Happy Harmy rating. They gave me a squishy strawberry with my tasteless chicken meat chunk on untoasted bun today, as well as crisp-deficient apples.

Errr. So far, I’ve learned the accomplishments of four presidents.

Out of 25. Or 25 terms, or 25 people; but Willy Henry Harrison and John Tyler are like the same person in that they cover the same 4 year span (but they had to have contrasting policies, with the former being Clay’s puppet and the latter being a Whig-wing-weirdo, the sort who doesn’t like a tariff, opposes internal developments, and ..something else.

Poor presidents. Harrison died of pneumonia, and Zachary Taylor “the competent one from Tennessee” had chronic diarrhea (and died of something wonky in his intestines.)