My little cousin has foot and mouth disease. Apparently it’s going around her daycare center, or something, and she’s under some sort of non-feverish state of lethargy. Moo?

I have unusually large/well-defined abdominal muscles. Srsly. wtk; I should see a doctor about this. If I plotted max # of situps against tensed ab muscle hardness, I would be a blasted non-influential point but outlier in the y-direction. *mumbles expletives about statistics*