fasthelp

security says,
Lu needs to install updates —
or port will be closed.

computer replies
update KB blah blah is
already applied.

calling IT ‘gain
means writing haiku not code
but they’ll close my port

I hope IT guy
is right or he has endured
gruntwork for nothing

too bad I can’t “work”
while tech pretends to be a
powershell script, sigh

desktop sharing bares
all, but only I can click
“restart later”; groan.

The borg’s records show that I’m a security liability, but I swear I’ve complied with all updates. Sob.

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