Inspired by a sign, “Stone Way” (?) — but also related to “the Los Angeles Angels” and “the La Brea tarpits.”
Wei Wei Stone lived among kids who loved language but not him, not his two, which became one, then three, then one again. Or they did like him but they liked language more and so they toyed with him with language.
“Hey Wei Wei, how much you weigh weigh?”
“Look out, it’s a two-Wei street!”
His name promised greatness but his mother gave the reduplicated diminutive form. In high school Wei Wei was William but his signature was . He liked thinking that his Latin name was Vevilius so he could be addressed as Vevili, like a reduplicated perfect.
In college Willam studied geophysics. He now works for Shell Oil and lives in the outskirts of Houston with his wife and two kids.
Carroty and Broccoli Friend
Carroty’s name is Carroty Friend, but only Broccoli is afflicted with being called by his full name. Broccoli Friend sheds a lot. They live on my couch.