you lousy licker of rotting barrels where muskrats of ill breeding have made their merry

I keep having these ridiculous thoughts / questions on Chinese characters, and they’re precipitating themselves into a new tumblr.

They’re ridiculous to the native learner/reader: Whereas normal use language for useful things, I just have visitation rights to the characters, so I see them in isolation, every other Saturday, then get carried away with taking them to the amusement park, feeding them lollies, and commit grand acts of story-interpretation.

For example: ‘sand’ (沙): sand, from a desert, where there is a paucity (少) of water (水)? They are things that I am pretty sure are false (少 just gives the sound, and we all know that sand requires water to abrade stone), but are silly and fun to me.

The name?

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